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I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

— Paul Rudd

Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl,except, of course, for those of us…

— Graham Taylor

I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish.

— Edith Sitwell

“[Adapted and condensed Valedictorian speech:] I'm going to ask that you seriously consider modeling your life, not in the manner of the Dalai Lama…

— Marisha Pessl

I wouldn't mind turning into a vermilion goldfish.

— Henri Matisse

Everyone has a goldfish when they're little.

— Scarlett Moffatt

There is a natural hootchy-kootchy motion to a goldfish.

— Walt Disney

“My goldfish is swimming around all excited inside the fishbowl on the fridge so I reach up and drop a Valium in its water.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

The snack that smiles back. GOLDFISH <3

— Sheridan

“I have a weakness for Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers and was delighted to find out that 55 goldfish were only 150 calories - not…

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

— Kin Hubbard

Be an electric eel in a goldfish pond!

— Sark