Funny jokes Quote by Troublemaker

Raj had been talking on the phone 4 about half, an hour before he hung up. his father said, Wow! That was short usually…

— Chloe

“I [dad] spent hours on the phone. Do you know with whom?' 'One of those psychic hotlines?' Dad gritted his teeth. 'If only...”

— Rachel Hawkins

The boy and girl were talking on the phone Girl: Heyy ! Boy: Uhm, hey ? Girl: What are you doing ? Boy: Nothing…

— Anonymous

“I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not to know me, and then claimed I had the…

— Jarod Kintz

Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I…

— Steven Wright

My mother phones daily to ask, "Did you just try to reach me?" When I reply no, she adds, "So, if you're not too…

— Erma Bombeck

“I interrupted whatever you were doing?” “Indeed you did.” “Son, if you stopped to answer the phone, then you weren’t doing whatever well enough…

— Georgia Cates

In my day, when you called on a girl, her mother was always hollering down to see if she was still unraped, the maid…

— Frank Crowninshield

“She stared at her phone like she was giving it serious thought. “I guess you’re…” On cue, her phone rang. Her eyes widened. She…

— A.E. Davis

“My phone buzzed in the center console again. "What's happening with this thing?" Dad grabbed it. "Dad, really?" I didn't want him to see…

— C.D. Reiss

“To be fair, she called this morning. I stared at the phone. Circled it on my bed. And, eventually, it stopped ringing. If it…

— Kelley York

“The phone was ringing as she entered the house through the kitchen door. She jogged into the living room to answer it, only to…

— Anonymous