I can't build a simple shelf. I have no idea how to change an oil filter on a car. I can't even… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“She sniffs and shakes off her tears, then turns to me with an eager look. “So what’s the deal with him? How… — Ashley Poston Copy Share Image
Everyone I talked to was a recording-the bank, the elevator, your office, the school, a wrong number. You used to be able… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
That fail moment when you press the wrong numbers on the vending machine... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They're both convinced that a sudden passion joined them. Such certainty is beautiful, but uncertainty is more beautiful still. Since they'd never… — Wislawa Szymborska Copy Share Image
Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have… — Jaclyn Moriarty Copy Share Image
“I’m so lonely, I just need somebody to call me—even if it’s a wrong number. I’m also hungry, so maybe that caller… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!, said her… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
The truth is everybody does it from time to time. People dial telephone numbers and they get a wrong number only to… — Bruce Jenner Copy Share Image
“But there’s this giant deception at the foundation of their relationship, their happiness. This impure motive. There was that small mistake that… — Chris Pavone Copy Share Image
Every Sunday my dad calls to ask if I went to church. And every Sunday I lie and say: Sorry. Wrong Number. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Nearly a Valediction" You happened to me. I was happened to like an abandoned building by a bull- dozer, like the van… — Marilyn Hacker Copy Share Image
“And then, with a shock like high-voltage coursing through me, the phone beside me started pealing thinly. I just stood there and… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
My father-in-law saw me at a dance performance. The next day, I got a phone call, and the caller said, 'I'm Dhirubhai… — Nita Ambani Copy Share Image
“I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not to know me, and then claimed I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Danny, give me the phone." Isobel thrust her hand out for the receiver. "And you can forget the five bucks." "I was… — Kelly Creagh Copy Share Image
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
I broke up with my ex-girl. Here's her number. Sike! That'ss the wrong number! — Supa Hot Fire Copy Share Image
“The phone was ringing as she entered the house through the kitchen door. She jogged into the living room to answer it,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
At the G-20 summit, the White House accidentally listed a phone-sex line for journalists seeking an on-record briefing call for Secretary of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
