Funny Quote by Steven Wright

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. Wow!, said her father, That…

— Troublemaker

“My mother said she already knew how I was. She could tell I was like that since I was a baby. She told me…

— José N. Harris

“After several missed calls and texts from Joey, I finally turned my phone off and kept it that way the rest of the day.”

— Jessica Daniels

I saw a close friend of mine the other day. . . . He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?" I said, "I…

— Steven Wright

“She sniffs and shakes off her tears, then turns to me with an eager look. “So what’s the deal with him? How did you…

— Ashley Poston

Raj had been talking on the phone 4 about half, an hour before he hung up. his father said, Wow! That was short usually…

— Chloe

“I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not to know me, and then claimed I had the…

— Jarod Kintz

“I remember my first cell phone number still. I may call it and ask to speak to myself from eight years ago. If they…

— Jarod Kintz

“Somebody dialed the wrong number trying to reach me, but I didn’t pick up because I didn’t recognize the number, or the legitimacy of…

— Jarod Kintz

When a guy says,'I'll call you,' and he doesn't say when-that means he won't call you." Kit pulled his phone out of his pocket…

— Sarah Rees Brennan

“I dialed the number slowly, wanting to get it right. Two rings, and he picked up. "Yes," I said after his hello. "Mclean?" he…

— Sarah Dessen

It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on the other…

— Paul Auster