Humor Quote by Patience Download Open image “I really dont find your fucking jokes funny anymore.” — Patience ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Jokes Funny Self harm Suicide
Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air.… — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore. — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
The funny jokes are the once that are not funny like this one................... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how people takes jokes seriously....like damn its a fucking joke get over it...its not my fault that I'm the best...if you don't… — DevilgirlLovesU Copy Share Image
Shes talking to angels counting the stars, making a wish on a passing car dancing with strangers falling apart waiting for superman to pick… — Patience Copy Share Image
I just dont know why people stalk. like forreal why? it's a big waste of your time! and plus its called cyberstalking. which is… — Patience Copy Share Image
I know they say, that no one is perfect, but I swear she's perfect for me And that makes it so much harder to… — Patience Copy Share Image
She was waiting for me too get up todayy! she was staring from her vcage right at me<3 ^_^ — Patience Copy Share Image
Truth is, I miss you. all the time, every second, every minute, every hour, every day. — Patience Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
