I would put Flintstones vitamins in it in case I got tired, so I could pop some and keep walking. — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
It's my real name. My mother's name is Rose Rock. It was the worst name as a kid to have. They called… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I was just at the newly opened Creationist Museum in Kentucky.... And they have this exhibit of a giant dinosaur...with a saddle… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I used to carry my dad's empty guitar case around the neighborhood because I wanted people to think I played the guitar.… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
These people [the Christians] watched the Flintstones as if it were a documentary. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I grew up, obviously, watching tons of animation; Saturday morning cartoons or anything that we could get our hands on. And then… — Rachael MacFarlane Copy Share Image
My mom is one of those really angry moms who gets mad at absolutely everything. Once when I was a little kid,… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image