Creativity is absolutely for everyone. I firmly believe this. I think if you're the driest accountant with the plastic pocket pen protector… — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
There are 10,000 books in my library, and it will keep growing until I die. This has exasperated my daughters, amused my… — Pete Hamill Copy Share Image
I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
If you are hired to shake up the system, do it. No one will believe you're the boss until you do one… — Lois Wyse Copy Share Image
I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants and estate planners and lawyers, who are mercilessly slandering me and… — Randy Quaid Copy Share Image
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I never get the accountants in before I start up a business. It's done on gut feeling, especially if I can see… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Sociologists are those academic accountants who think that truth can be shaken from an abacus. — Peter S. Prescott Copy Share Image
“Excel suffers from an image problem. Most people assume that spreadsheet programs such as Excel are intended for accountants, analysts, financiers, scientists,… — Ian Lamont Copy Share Image
Like a forensic accountant trying to solve a corporate fraud, following the trail of money around the circle is a good way… — Jim Stanford Copy Share Image
Journalists ask me all the time, 'Akshay, do you believe in the numbers game?' My standard response: 'I can't count, that's why… — Akshay Kumar Copy Share Image
“Maxine recoils, only partly out of the classic accountant's allergy to real folding money” — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
The biggest industrial sector next to real estate is oil, gas and other mineral resources. They don't report any taxable income, because… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
I went to university for a couple of years and I didn't enjoy university. The studying and the accountancy, economics, I just… — Gerry Harvey Copy Share Image
Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the… — Stewart Udall Copy Share Image
If you're a wealthy heir with a trust fund, and you sell stocks, make your 10% gains since Donald Trump, and then… — Michael Hudson Copy Share Image
“My father could have been a great comedian but he didn't believe that that was possible for him, and so he made… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Why is an accountant who knows the regulation and codes and takes advantage of tax loopholes that save you thousands of dollars… — Michael Gray Copy Share Image
It's very hard to respect people on holiday - everybody looks so silly at the beach, it makes you hate humanity -… — Alain de Botton Copy Share Image
While I have served in public office for 30 years, my professional training is as a pharmacist, not a lawyer or an accountant. — George Ryan Copy Share Image
An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future. — F. Ross Johnson Copy Share Image
Who's going to manage (health savings accounts)?. It's not going to be your local accountant, it's going to be Fidelity. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
The great composer does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Beethoven, Wagner, Bach… — Ernest Newman Copy Share Image
If you love math, have a knack for numbers, study hard and become a successful accountant; who cares if you can't draw… — Nick Carter Copy Share Image
