“I swear some men have to be conceived during anal sex. That’s the only reason for the explosion of assholes we keep coming across,” Mom says with a yawn.” — Jordan Marie Copy Share Image
“I swear some men have to be conceived during anal sex. That’s the only reason for the explosion of assholes we keep coming across,”… — Jordan Marie Copy Share Image
“Love isn't a fairy tale. It's messy. It's dirty. It's painful, and it's ugly. Until it's not…” — Jordan Marie Copy Share Image
“I’ve found that with life, you just have to deal with what it gives you. Things could always be worse.” — Jordan Marie Copy Share Image
