“You know nothing. You’re nothing but a skank-ass, pencil-dick hemorrhoid. And you smell like anal leakage.” “Say what?” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Anal tounge darts; I don't know what that is, and I never want to know. — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
“One day, I’m going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson.” I had no idea she was into anal.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I swear some men have to be conceived during anal sex. That’s the only reason for the explosion of assholes we keep… — Jordan Marie Copy Share Image
“Sadly though, the general feelings among straight men is, ‘I ain’t no fucking faggot, so keep clear of my ass.’ Thus, a… — Inga Muscio Copy Share Image
“He swallowed, and his voice was a bit rough, but he was "You know, I think moving is key to this whole… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Yes, the hermitage is underground--miles beneath the surface of Antarctica. And yes, Ike refers to it as unten--literally 'under' or 'below.' But,… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
I can't stand being around anal people, especially anal people with big egos. — Laura Prepon Copy Share Image
I have nothing against gay people, to be honest my girl and I love anal sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You forgot to cross off anal sex.” “I tried it once. Didn’t like it. If you’re better at it, I’ll have another… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
Now that oral arguments in the gay marriage cases are over, it's time for the Supreme Court to move on to the… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
“The best contraception method is to tell a man he can come inside your asshole or on your face.” — Jack Freestone Copy Share Image
