Quote by Janet Evanovich

“I can’t tell my ass from a hole in the ground. Especially if that hole is hairy and emits foul odors.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You wouldn’t know the truth if it crawled up your ass and bit you on the balls.” Oh yeah, I could get used to…

— Pippa DaCosta

“Suck my hemorrhoids!”

— Brian K. Vaughan

“Well, I don’t want you to go all Christian Grey, red-room-of-pain on me where I’d need a safe word or anything. But a spank…

— Natasha Madison

“This is sex stink? You were bumping pissers?”

— Debra Anastasia

“How about I show you what the inside of your ass looks like?”

— Gabrielle Evans

“I guess you can never really know what's going on inside another person.”

— Cristin Terrill

“I don’t know about you, but the last thing I want in my bloodstream is the stuff my body would otherwise excrete as feces.”

— Stefani Ruper

“Everyone is a Butthole.”

— Ted Aramac

“There is no subtle way to mention you miss the curve of someone’s ass. ”

— Joey Comeau

“One day, I’m going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson.” I had no idea she was into anal.”

— Darynda Jones

“He was more anal than usual tonight. I asked him a simple question and he nearly bit off my head.”

— Ednah Walters