Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I can smell a trap. It smells like my ass.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You know nothing. You’re nothing but a skank-ass, pencil-dick hemorrhoid. And you smell like anal leakage.” “Say what?”

— Janet Evanovich

“There is a hole in my buttocks. I’d like to return it, or at the very least exchange it for a new one.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to flog your ass and I want it bare.”

— Lainie Suzanne

“Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.”

— Nenia Campbell

“That's just the butt hair talking.”

— Anonymous

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

— Barry Webster

“Ouch, my butthole hurts, but I really need to have a look at that firestation.”

— Guy Delisle

“I had one word for him, and it started with an "ass" and ended in "hole.”

— Victoria Laurie

“Nasty Ass got his street name because he always smells like he has a round in the chamber. If”

— Don Winslow

“When you’re in a hole, quit digging!”

— Howard Schultz

“We are all connected on the inside. Your ass is just the far end of your mouth.”

— Chuck Palahniuk