Quote by Victoria Laurie Download Open image ““I had one word for him, and it started with an "ass" and ended in "hole.”” — Victoria Laurie ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“An ass is an ass, no matter how many first names you give it.” — Uncle Jessie The Joy of Life Copy Share Image
“O, that he were here to write me down an ass! But, masters, remember, that I am an ass; though it be not written… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“I will get your some clothes, a sword, and your very own assassin to join you on your quest." "Ooh, just what I've always… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“We are all connected on the inside. Your ass is just the far end of your mouth.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“I can’t tell my ass from a hole in the ground. Especially if that hole is hairy and emits foul odors.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“What do you mean, is that it? I just saved his career and the CIA from ruin and he calls me a perfidious ass." "What's perfidious mean?" Ace asked from the driver's seat. "You deceived him and stole his girlfriend out from under his nose," Julia said to Conrad. "I think technically 'ass' is a pretty mild revilement." "Revilement?" Ace… — Misty Evans Copy Share
“I walked in front of him, stopped, bent over, pulled down my pants, and said, “Did I just catch you looking at my ass?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“He didn’t want a hole to fuck. He wanted to fuck this boy, feel him come apart under him, on his cock. A” — Alessandra Hazard Copy Share Image
“I find the ass in compound with the major part of your syllables.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Life is full of chances -- and those times when we each trust our own guts and have a terrific outcome reaffirms our ability… — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
“He’d been our center, the glue that held us together and gave us purpose.” — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
“I'm not quite sure which scout troop Heath belonged to, but it certainly wasn't the "I will totally honor my previous promise of no… — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
Now death is death! and yet is not one death Another death? Stabbing is not the same As shooting! Would you say a strangled… — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
“I’d even had business cards made up reading, ABIGAIL COOPER, P.I. with teeny-weeny little letters underneath in parentheses spelling out PSYCHIC INTUITIVE. Most people… — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
“Deep down it still really bothered me, but I tried not to let it show.” — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
“To add insult to injury, at that moment Cathy and a group of her friends walked by. “Ewwww,” they said collectively as we sopped… — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
What kind of a man thinks it's appropriate to give his soon-to-be bride a lethal weapon for a wedding present? — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
“When I walk the halls of my high school those smudges are a constant reminder that death is a mere squint away.” — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
“I miss you when you’re not around,’ he said. ‘I can’t sleep when you’re not next to me, and I worry a lot about… — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
“I was like a whirlpool of tragedy, and anybody who dared to get too close to me could get sucked in and drown. Like… — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
That's also part of having great editors -- they can sort of be honest with you and say, "I see where you're headed with… — Victoria Laurie Copy Share Image
