Quote by William Shakespeare

“Sit your ass down and write.”

— Patrick Rothfuss

“I will get your some clothes, a sword, and your very own assassin to join you on your quest." "Ooh, just what I've always…

— Quinn Loftis

“His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a…

— T. A. Miles

“When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me.”

— Marie Coulson

“I had one word for him, and it started with an "ass" and ended in "hole.”

— Victoria Laurie

“Daddy, you said ass.”

— Kimi Flores

“You know what happens when you assume things?” I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.” … “No,…

— Tara Sivec

“Why are you such an ass?" The words came out before I could think twice. "Everyone has to excel at something, right?" "Well, you're…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“Not really. But I'm a huge fan of your ass. I could write a song about your ass." "You've never even seen it." "Feeling…

— Emily Snow

“If you never wished you were an ass, you are most probably an ass.”

— Raheel Farooq

“MY ASS MIGHT BE DUMB, BUT I'M NOT A DUMB ASS.”

— Samuel L. Jackson

“Why did someone always have to be an ass? Of course she knew the answer to that, because that someone was unhappy. Once”

— Lisa Ladew