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“But she was funny sometimes, and never boring. God, it would almost be worth it to see her face when she realized that I…

— Ilona Andrews

“If you never wished you were an ass, you are most probably an ass.”

— Raheel Farooq

“No she wouldn't," Miles said. "An ass is an ass”

— Jeff Abbott

“She swept away, putting an extra kink into her walk. I would not have thought that a woman with an ass that bony could…

— Ilona Andrews

“She craved a family, not having had enough of one to understand what a pain in the ass it was.”

— Maile Meloy

“It never once occurs to him, though, that the reason he's so unhappy is that he's an asshole.”

— David Foster Wallace

“It figured that the one man that treated her like a woman was the one that made her wish she was a man so…

— R.L. Mathewson

“When a person is only half an ass like me, and not a complete one, she senses certain things.”

— Michael Ende

“(The ass tells you everything about a woman, her character, her temperament, whether she is sanguine, morbid, gay or fickle, whether she is responsive…

— Henry Miller

“You know what happens when you assume things?” I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.” … “No,…

— Tara Sivec

“In the ass is how you create loyalty.”

— Philip Roth

“She said I'd better not make her unhappy because I oughta know that she's never unhappy alone.”

— Megan Abbott