Humor Quote by Jeff Abbott Download Open image ““No she wouldn't," Miles said. "An ass is an ass”” — Jeff Abbott ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“You know what happens when you assume things?” I left out a sigh. “You make an ass out of you and me.” … “No,… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Why did someone always have to be an ass? Of course she knew the answer to that, because that someone was unhappy. Once” — Lisa Ladew Copy Share Image
“An ass is an ass, no matter how many first names you give it.” — Uncle Jessie The Joy of Life Copy Share Image
“That depends. Are you going to call me an ass again?" "That depends. Are you going to act like one?" -Ashton and Maya” — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“She had an ass behind her that went on for days. In fact, I’m still talking about her.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“ 'If he wasn't such an ass I wouldn't have to be such a dick. It's a give and take thing.' ” — Lynn Kelling Copy Share Image
“If you never wished you were an ass, you are most probably an ass.” — Raheel Farooq Copy Share Image
“It’s your call. You want to go back home, go ahead. But if I were you, I wouldn’t. Home is death.” — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
The nicest notes I've received from readers are those that tell me I've gotten them back into reading for entertainment. For me, there is… — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
“I'm very sorry for the inconvenience." And he shot the concierge once between astonished eyes.” — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
An astonishing debut. Brilliantly conceived, masterfully written, Stuart Neville’s THE TWELVE is both a heart-pounding thriller and a stunning examination of responsibility and revenge.… — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
“Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting a three-pill headache.” — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
No one forces me, or any other writer, to sell a film option on the books. If you don't want to run the risk… — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
There is a time on every job where you say, screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have to be… — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
It's not at all uncommon for a writer to get a ton of publicity for one book and then not get as much for… — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
I want to be a writer you can always depend on for a good read during your vacation, during your flight, during a time… — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
I believe the most intricate plot won't matter much to readers if they don't care about the characters, especially in a series. So I… — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
I outline in some detail, but even after the outline is done I often get a new idea that is an improvement, so the… — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
“I'd spent five minutes looking at Twitter once and felt I'd wandered into a poker game where everyone immediately displayed their hands against the… — Jeff Abbott Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
