Quote by Guy Delisle Download Open image ““Ouch, my butthole hurts, but I really need to have a look at that firestation.”” — Guy Delisle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I can’t tell my ass from a hole in the ground. Especially if that hole is hairy and emits foul odors.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My penis burns. I guess I should stop trying to put out forest fires with it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I found panties in the chimney, and they’re not mine. They must belong to a fire crotch.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You have to go through some fires before you can talk about the heat.” — Jason Crabb Copy Share Image
“There is a hole in my buttocks. I’d like to return it, or at the very least exchange it for a new one.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“And a fire in the fireplace? Wow, that’s impressive.” I continued, walking backwards into the room. “Yeah, I saw it in a book about… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“He laughed. "That's funny, 'I don't have any fire.' Everybody's got fire, kiddo. It's just a matter of finding the match that sparks it.” — Charles R. Smith Jr Copy Share Image
“Actually, the Burmese don't refer to her by name. They just call her "The Lady." It's like Voldemort in Harry Potter, "He Who Must… — Guy Delisle Copy Share Image
Because with time blocking out the bad, memory is always bound to be a bit naive and stupidly optimistic. — Guy Delisle Copy Share Image
“Aaargh...that'll teach me to eat pig in the promised land. Sorry Baby Jesus.” — Guy Delisle Copy Share Image
It'll always be easier to fight others if you reduce them to a single word or look at them just one way. — Guy Delisle Copy Share Image
