Chimney Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I watched his nostrils flare as the glow became more apparent, and he allowed me to see the full fire that I’d created in…

— Amelia Hutchins

“ You may be trying to claim the woman, his eyes said, but make no mistake, she and the fucking fireplace are mine. ”

— Karen Marie Moning

“Guess our sex is hot, we start fires.”

— Toni Aleo

“We had sex by the fireplace. I remember because my waxy nipples started dripping on the carpet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“She threw a couple of logs into the fireplace and glared at them until they burst into flame out of sheer embarrassment.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Hello, incinerated panties.”

— Olivia Cunning

“My pants are on fire!”

— John Ziegler

“I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire.”

— Michelle Rowen

“See. Told you I had sexy underwear." "They're only sexy because you're in them.”

— Lisa Kessler

“And a fire in the fireplace? Wow, that’s impressive.” I continued, walking backwards into the room. “Yeah, I saw it in a book about…

— Alice Clayton

“My penis burns. I guess I should stop trying to put out forest fires with it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Some women are built by the fire. Yet, there are some that are the FIRE!”

— Shannon L. Alder