I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying: 'Some nights I don't… — David Henry Copy Share Image
Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years?… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Why were you in a vehicle with Kate, alone? What were you wearing? What was she wearing? How long were you there?… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
If we're going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
You might want to put some clothes on' suggested Jace 'I'm all for the bra and panties look, but you don't want… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“How many rooms are there in the chambers of your heart? How many rooms full of memories can you describe like the… — Valentine Bonnaire Copy Share Image
If you come home with your panties still on, I am never speaking to you again. — Janet Chapman Copy Share Image
When you get inside go change into something loose and baggy. And for all that's holy, please wear panties and a bra. — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
My friends drink everywhere. They even drink at the laundromat. I tried drinking at the laundromat, and I thought I was in… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I slipped myself some pink Xannies/And danced around the house in all-over print panties. — Tyler, The Creator Copy Share Image
What's so funny?" "Your panties have a bow," he said. I looked down. I was wearing a short tank top -not mine-… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
God, she's growing up, and I don't know when it happened, man. I used to buy her Minnie Mouse panties and little… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Thomas has the kind of whiter-than-white boyish grin that makes women's panties spontaneously evaporate. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I'm secure enough in myself to wear panties with bows on them. Besides, they are comfy and soft." "I bet." He almost… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Why don't I just hand you my panties and be done with it. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what's wrong!" he roared, "I'm trying to quit smoking!" Then he strode angrily to the truck, leaving her standing… — Linda Howard Copy Share Image
It's two o'clock in the morning, they're not going to get any nooky anyway, so this one guy and the guy with… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day. — Brigitte Bardot Copy Share Image
Bones leaned back, studying me. I felt so self-conscious. If only I had a shield of makeup, some perfectly arranged hair... and… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
