“Every day at 4:00 PM, Thaddeus Osbert serves tea. After all, he is a very proper dragon. Two lumps, milk not cream.… — Derek Hart Every day Copy Share Image
“Allow me to introduce myself. I am Thaddeus Osbert, son of Kenelm Osbert, protector of the House of Kane.” — Derek Hart Introduce Myself Copy Share Image
“Caladfwlch is ‘hard lightning’ in Welsh. The silly French dubbed the blade Excalibur.” — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“I've had the immense pleasure of knowing Thaddeus for over 4 years now. In that time I have experienced his incredible powers… — Derek Hart Every morning Copy Share Image
“Dedicated to black lace thong panties, steaming hot showers, pimento-stuffed green olives and sharp cheddar cheese sliced with a credit card.” — Derek Hart Credit card Copy Share Image
“Thaddeus Osbert sat in the middle of my office, scrunched over so he could fit. He looked me right in the eye… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“The universe said, “You’re almost there, just a few more steps.” I agreed and took those steps. However, my definition of the… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“I was an engineer with Fairbanks Morse, Mr. President. I helped design some of the engines in their locomotives before the war,… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“I have quite a story to tell you,” Parke said with a dramatic flair. “Sit back with that ‘coke’ and listen to… — Derek Hart Storytelling Copy Share Image
“No tugs, Number One?” the Captain inquired with a definite inflection to his voice. “You’re well aware that I shall receive a… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“As a wee two hundred-year-old, I decided the south of England was much to my liking. A wee bit warmer and I… — Derek Hart Copy Share Image
“There is just one problem, Captain,” the President said quietly. “I can’t order you to undertake such a covert project. It’s dangerous,… — Derek Hart Young man Copy Share Image
“Raylene bit her bottom lip, but she couldn’t break the connection, not that she wanted to. “Do you really have to keep… — Derek Hart Heart and mind Copy Share Image
“Did I go out of my way looking for trouble, you ask. Well, not exactly. Perhaps it was the inner voice that… — Derek Hart Inner voice Copy Share Image
“Be careful with that bloody great knife. Last time it was around, some oaf stuck me in the arse.” — Derek Hart Last time Copy Share Image
