Baby jesus Quote by Guy Delisle Download Open image ““Aaargh...that'll teach me to eat pig in the promised land. Sorry Baby Jesus.”” — Guy Delisle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baby jesus Pig Promised Promised Promised land Teach Eat
“To fatten a pig, a farmer will feed him well. The pig must think his life a paradise, never knowing he gorges himself so… — David Anthony Durham Copy Share Image
“That would explain the pigs I saw flying over frozen Hell this morning,” — John Gilstrap Copy Share Image
“Hell, a pig had most humans beat, smarter than small children, and we didn't eat those but maybe we should.” — Kelly J. Cogswell Copy Share Image
“Actually, the Burmese don't refer to her by name. They just call her "The Lady." It's like Voldemort in Harry Potter, "He Who Must… — Guy Delisle Copy Share Image
“Ouch, my butthole hurts, but I really need to have a look at that firestation.” — Guy Delisle Copy Share Image
Because with time blocking out the bad, memory is always bound to be a bit naive and stupidly optimistic. — Guy Delisle Copy Share Image
It'll always be easier to fight others if you reduce them to a single word or look at them just one way. — Guy Delisle Copy Share Image
If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to do blow with Genghis Khan, 'bet that guy knows how to party. I also think a bottle of wine with… — Mike Mendez Copy Share Image
Sometimes I prayed for Baby Jesus to make me good, but Baby Jesus didn't. — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Let us remember that the Christmas heart is a giving heart, a wide open heart that thinks of others first. The birth of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I auditioned for the role of an angel in the Nativity play at school. I didn't get it. I auditioned for Mary; didn't get… — Nicole Kidman Copy Share Image
Grace! It's Christmas for goodness sake! Think about the baby Jesus. Up in that tower letting his hair down, so that the three wise… — Karen Walker Copy Share Image
I wish this year, baby Jesus blesses you and your loved ones abundantly. Have a blessed Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of course, certain religious expressions are fine. If a tribe of Aqualishes wants to boil rhino horns in frog saliva on the National Mall… — Kathleen Parker Copy Share Image
“Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus. My lips hurt from pressing them together to muffle the scream. Sorry, baby Jesus. I shouldn’t be thinking about… — Alice Ward Copy Share Image
When Christmas Eve comes, go to a window and looking at sky ask baby Jesus for more people to be fortunate enough to spend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Which brings me to the point of this call." Thank God, baby Jesus, and the Holy Ghost.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
