“No one pressured me, especially famous people who thought their farts should be bottled into a custom-made perfume.” — Alice Ward Famous people Copy Share Image
“I sat up and squeezed my ass cheeks together hard. “I really don’t think that’s nec—” Jolie raised an eyebrow. “Do you… — Alice Ward Copy Share Image
“Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus. My lips hurt from pressing them together to muffle the scream. Sorry, baby Jesus. I shouldn’t be… — Alice Ward Right now Copy Share Image
“the satellite was down. Not that I was surprised. A cow could piss in the road and the damn thing would fuck… — Alice Ward Copy Share Image
“It was crazy. Why can a mother look into the eyes of her child for the first time and feel insta-love, but… — Alice Ward Children Copy Share Image
“How did you learn to do that?” I snickered. “YouTube, of course. That was actually my first time. Worked even better than… — Alice Ward First time Copy Share Image
“Terror in a woman’s eyes signals that to you?” She gave me a sassy wink. “Tell me more about how you gauge… — Alice Ward Copy Share Image
“I should have known. The second I felt a pair of eyes on me at Enigma, I should have known trouble was… — Alice Ward Copy Share Image
“Well, congratulations, you won. Now leave, you motherfuckering piece of shit scum of the Earth.” — Alice Ward Scum of the earth Copy Share Image
“Forever isn’t enough time to be with you, so if I went today, tomorrow, or a million years from now, it still… — Alice Ward Enough time Copy Share Image
“I thought I told you to dress sexy.” “I thought I told you I’m not a mannequin you can dress.” — Alice Ward Copy Share Image
“A-are you s-sure they need it?” “Do. They. Ever.” Jolie grabbed a mirror and centered it between my legs. “See? You’re lucky… — Alice Ward Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t sure what got to me more — the fact that she turned me down and scolded me or that she… — Alice Ward Copy Share Image
