Famous people Quote by Alice Ward

“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Perfume should tell a story – the story of who you are, who you might be, perhaps even of who you fear becoming…”

— Kathleen Tessaro

“Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

“We choose perfumes for ourselves so we can tell the stories inside of us— the ones that we can't possibly put into words.”

— C. JoyBell C

“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing…

— Neil Pasricha

“I could smell an arrogance, it was my cheap fragrance.”

— Toba Beta [Betelgeuse Incident

“..And I have a weakness for those who wear perfumes.. Their scent, lingers more than it should and it haunts me even after they…

— Sarah Adel

“I realized that you don't try on a pair of pants, fart in them, and then put them back on the shelf, and the…

— Laurie Notaro

“Perfume should tell a story –”

— Kathleen Tessaro

“Women waste so much time wearing no perfume. As for me, in every step that I have taken in life, I have been accompanied…

— C. JoyBell C

“You are never fully dressed without perfume!”

— C. JoyBell C

“Is it perfume from a dress That makes me so digress?”

— T.S. Eliot