Quote by Alice Ward

“She dragged me across the floor, stopping from time to time only to kick me. I didn't know our cows too could be so…

— Samuel Beckett

“And you had to do that in a thunderstorm pissing down like a camel?”

— Poppet

“I yanked my arm out, and the cow looked back at me in disgust. And that’s when I realized that I no longer had…

— Jenny Lawson

“Lucky for me, all four of his hooves missed my body as they found the ground. I picked my head up, thankful I didn't…

— Brittney Joy

“It looks like you two never really got into the eye of the storm. You were more like… the cows who got tossed around…

— Abigail Roux

“It was a fine cow, as cows go, but, like so many cows, it lacked sustained dramatic interest.”

— P. G. Wodehouse

“Where’s…My…Cow?” They backed away. “Is that my cow?” the creature demanded, stepping forward unsteadily. It shook its head sadly.”

— Terry Pratchett

“If cows wouldn't eat it, I won't play on it.”

— Willie Mays

“That sure as fuck ain't no cow”

— Scott Sigler

“How now Mad Cow?”

— Libba Bray

“Cows...weren't like people, with feelings of lonesomeness and worrying about what might happen next. That was just people, wasn't it? Sure, you could scare…

— Katherine Paterson

“To be honest, I had been restless...The sensation would rise suddenly like freight from the ocean floor--the unexpected discontent of cows in their pasture.…

— Sue Monk Kidd