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“A-are you s-sure they need it?” “Do. They. Ever.” Jolie grabbed a mirror and centered it between my legs. “See? You’re lucky they’re light colored, or you’d be half gorilla.” quote by Alice Ward — Download Open image

““A-are you s-sure they need it?” “Do. They. Ever.” Jolie grabbed a mirror and centered it between my legs. “See? You’re lucky they’re light colored, or you’d be half gorilla.””

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