Quote by Chrissy Voeg Download Open image ““Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit? A: Anywhere it wants.”” — Chrissy Voeg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
"You wanna deliver papers in a big city?" an expert with a bent nose told me, "then you gotta shake the trees to find… — Edwin Diamond Copy Share Image
“If you want to understand how animals live, you don't go to the zoo, you go to the jungle.” — Martin Lindstrom Copy Share Image
The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. — Dian Fossey Copy Share Image
“How does a hundred-and-eighty-pound man turn into a ninety-pound wolf? Where does the leftover ninety go? Does he park it in the umbrella stand… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly, and left to… — John McCain Copy Share Image
“Morals; the pathetic answer to authority Seen two gorillas sharing a banana?” — M. COCHET M Copy Share Image
“No one who has lived side by side with animals that have plenty of room can ever visit the zoo.” — Peter Høeg Copy Share Image
“It's a joke in the zoo business, a weary joke, that the paperwork involved in trading a shrew weighs more than an elephant, that… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
“Like in the zoo, you will always find lots of monkeys but very few lions.” — Nabil N. Jamal Copy Share Image
“You can take the ape out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the ape.” — John Steiner Copy Share Image
I worked at the zoo for three months, and I got to be very close with the 400 pound gorilla. And I was one… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image