Money Quote by Hank Hill Download Open image “Son, you're teasin' the gorilla in the monkey house.” — Hank Hill ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Money
Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you? — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
“Like that Chinese monkey trying to grab the moon in the water," Uncle Chaim said to me once. "That's me, a Chinese monkey." (Uncle… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes. — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree discussing things as they are set to be. Said one to the others now listen you two...there's… — Damian Marley Copy Share Image
“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“on August 16, 1996, when an eight-year-old female gorilla named Binti Jua helped a three-year-old boy who had fallen eighteen feet into the primate exhibit at Chicago’s Brookfield Zoo. Reacting immediately, Binti scooped up the boy and carried him to safety. She sat down on a log in a stream, cradling the boy in her lap, giving him a few… — Frans de Waal Copy Share
Bobby, some things are like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You just gotta grab a beer and… — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
You can't compete with this guy. He's a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
I always say - if you plan ahead, then when things happen, you're prepared for them. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Worker's comp? Do I look like a hobo to you? No, sir, I am not going on welfare. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Bobby, from now on when I ask you how your day was, what I mean is 'how was shop'? — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
If Bobby doesn't love football, he won't lead a fulfilling life, and then he'll die. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Bobby, I want to give you this cup. It was made from the finest American steel ever to come out of Pittsburgh, PA. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Bobby I'm going to tell you to do two things I hope you never have to do again, tape the Cowboys game and fetch… — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Don't let's lose sight of what creates wealth. It is open markets, it is capitalism. — Rupert Murdoch Copy Share Image
If I had a dollar for every time I couldn’t sleep, I could buy a billion locks and finally read a book in peace. — Aesop Rock Copy Share Image
I would borrow money all day long, if the cost of borrowing is less than the expected return. — Brad Schneider Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Maybe you can,t buy a big house.. A new car.. A huge diamond ring.. But if you have just one true friend who loves… — Cathy Copy Share Image
“Don't allow money to become the yardstick by which you measure the worth of the world around you!” — Andrew James Pritchard Copy Share Image
Academically, I was never that interested. I skipped classes. My biggest dream was to have a coffee shop, but I had no idea how… — Daniel Espinosa Copy Share Image
Amongst the financial Twitterati, the term 'muppets' has come to describe any client used and abused by some financial predator. I've adopted the term… — Barry Ritholtz Copy Share Image
I doubt that we Americans can come to terms with our money neuroses without understanding the more florid pathology of the very rich for… — Philip Slater Copy Share Image
“The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and to write, but he must by no means live and write… — Jeff Goins Copy Share Image
