Comdey Quote by Colleen Houck

“Because we’re human, and humans are mean, independent monkeys that reached their greatness by killing every other species of hominid that looked at us…

— James S.A. Corey

“I can tell you that these two statues are not monkeys native to India. This one’s a spider monkey. They come from South America.…

— Colleen Houck

“Perfect! Now we’re being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we’re attacked, just so I can…

— Colleen Houck

“The monkey liked most humans. They left food cans outside their homes for his family to rummage through in the morning sun. Some yelled…

— Cole Alpaugh

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

— Robin Williams

“The idea of a monkey, albeit a slightly more sophisticated than average one, probing inside of my mind as though she were looking for…

— David Simpson

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense if quoted…

— Robert Benchley

“Like in the zoo, you will always find lots of monkeys but very few lions.”

— Nabil N. Jamal

“Monkeys are dangerous animals. Don't be fooled by the cute exterior," Eve said like she was imparting some sage wisdom. "Look," I explained, "I'm…

— Sloane Tanen

“My nation, your nation, my religion, your religion, my culture, your culture, will be the end of us apes - outwardly fancy, inwardly filthy,…

— Abhijit Naskar

“green monkey, for example, has been observed calling ‘Careful! A lion!’ when there was no lion around. This alarm conveniently frightened away a fellow…

— Yuval Noah Harari

“if you're dealing with monkeys, you got to expect some wrenches…”

— errol flynn