I always say - if you plan ahead, then when things happen, you're prepared for them. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Bobby, some things are like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You just gotta grab a beer and… — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
You can't compete with this guy. He's a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
I always say - if you plan ahead, then when things happen, you're prepared for them. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Worker's comp? Do I look like a hobo to you? No, sir, I am not going on welfare. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Bobby, from now on when I ask you how your day was, what I mean is 'how was shop'? — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
If Bobby doesn't love football, he won't lead a fulfilling life, and then he'll die. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Bobby, I want to give you this cup. It was made from the finest American steel ever to come out of Pittsburgh, PA. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
