Hemorrhoids Quote by Brian K. Vaughan

“I eased into my chair like a ninety-year-old with hemorrhoids.”

— Al Macy

“The fact that I’d gone out to buy him hemorrhoid cream a couple of times probably helped solidify the lines in our friend zone.”

— Mariana Zapata

“You know nothing. You’re nothing but a skank-ass, pencil-dick hemorrhoid. And you smell like anal leakage.” “Say what?”

— Janet Evanovich

“I gave blood today. It came gushing out of my nose. And anus.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I hope you told him you'd rather cram your cock in the ass of a bear with inflamed hemorroids than ever be in his…

— Suzanne Wright

“I’m bleeding out,”

— Ker Dukey

“You can’t get the blood out.”

— Steven Ramirez

“Spit and blood!”

— Chris Wooding

“Bleeding is for those who suck enough to get injured.”

— Duke Nukem

“Blood calls to blood.”

— Julie Kagawa

“Right, cause I'm bleeding all over the place for shits and giggles.”

— Julie Kagawa

“There are a million ways to bleed. But you are by far my favorite.”

— Iain Thomas