God Created Quote by Jason Lee

I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Seven out of ten people suffer from hemmorhoids. Does this mean that the other three enjoy it.

— Sal Davino

I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.

— Nikhil Saluja

Other men's pains are easily borne.

— Miguel de Cervantes

The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.

— Etgar Keret

I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm…

— Larry the Cable Guy

Painful breakups can have profound effects on the body and mind.

— Rachel Simmons

Painful experiences are not meant to linger. They are meant to teach us what they need to teach us, and then dissolve.

— Marianne Williamson

Pain is God's midwife, that helps some virtue into existence.

— Henry Ward Beecher

There isn't an agony in the world more powerful than tenderness

— Marlena De Blasi

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.

— Al Goldstein

Women love those best (whether men, women, or children) who give them most pain.

— Samuel Richardson