Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Yeah, well, anal is about a lot more than sex.”

— Tracy Wolff

“Me mating with a midget is like a skyscraper having sex with a cathedral. But still I’d like to try. Just not while mass…

— Jarod Kintz

“Well, I don’t want you to go all Christian Grey, red-room-of-pain on me where I’d need a safe word or anything. But a spank…

— Natasha Madison

“One day, I’m going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson.” I had no idea she was into anal.”

— Darynda Jones

“It was in his office, though, where he told me he’d never had anal sex. His cock was very large, but anal was so…

— Charlotte Shane

“You know nothing. You’re nothing but a skank-ass, pencil-dick hemorrhoid. And you smell like anal leakage.” “Say what?”

— Janet Evanovich

“No anal problems here.”

— Parker Tyler

“Now bend at the waist, keep that tight ass high in the air, and suck his big dick.”

— Gina L. Maxwell

“Aren't you embarrassed undressing in front of a queer?" Leonard said. "All you know, I might be sizing up your butthole." "Just call me…

— Joe R. Lansdale

“Don’t think for a moment we’re done with this. You’re mine, Analise, and I’ll bring down hell if I have to.”

— Mina Carter

“You forgot to cross off anal sex.” “I tried it once. Didn’t like it. If you’re better at it, I’ll have another crack.” I…

— C.D. Reiss

“I think you have a case of being a little girl. Maybe you should prescribe yourself a heavy dose of man-the-fuck-up.”

— Jill Shalvis