Anal Quote by Parker Tyler Download Open image ““No anal problems here.”” — Parker Tyler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Anal Anal Problems Problems
“There are no problems. Just strange situations we have to deal with, as adults we are.” — Dionisis Agelakis Copy Share Image
“He was more anal than usual tonight. I asked him a simple question and he nearly bit off my head.” — Ednah Walters Copy Share Image
“You know nothing. You’re nothing but a skank-ass, pencil-dick hemorrhoid. And you smell like anal leakage.” “Say what?” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“One day, I’m going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson.” I had no idea she was into anal.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“You forgot to cross off anal sex.” “I tried it once. Didn’t like it. If you’re better at it, I’ll have another crack.” I… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“Oh, don't get me wrong. You were great, but boyfriend material? No." He planted a fist at his hip. "Why not?" "Too anal." "Ordinarily… — Haley Walsh Copy Share Image
“Don’t think for a moment we’re done with this. You’re mine, Analise, and I’ll bring down hell if I have to.” — Mina Carter Copy Share Image
“With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“...There are as many sexes as there are individuals...the seeming neat correspondence between male and female organs is not the end, but the beginning,… — Parker Tyler Copy Share Image
“Recognizing the artist Joseph Cornell's genius for recycling, he inscribed a book to him as the Benvenuto Cellini of Flotsam and Jetsam ” — Parker Tyler Copy Share Image
“One day, I’m going to get to the bottom of you, Charley Davidson.” I had no idea she was into anal.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Yes, the hermitage is underground--miles beneath the surface of Antarctica. And yes, Ike refers to it as unten--literally 'under' or 'below.' But, hello, it's… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
“Sadly though, the general feelings among straight men is, ‘I ain’t no fucking faggot, so keep clear of my ass.’ Thus, a lot of… — Inga Muscio Copy Share Image
“I swear some men have to be conceived during anal sex. That’s the only reason for the explosion of assholes we keep coming across,”… — Jordan Marie Copy Share Image
Just read 66 pages of PerezHilton.com. If I didn't have anal sex on camera for a living, I'd be a total waste of human… — Asa Akira Copy Share Image
“With anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Anal tounge darts; I don't know what that is, and I never want to know. — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
“Climbing into bed, I slide my hands behind my head and stare up at the ceiling. I have no idea who my father is.… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“He swallowed, and his voice was a bit rough, but he was "You know, I think moving is key to this whole fucking thing."… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
