Having sex Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I like small talk. Let’s discuss midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Come, midget, and use my pillow as a sleeping bag.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Excuse me, Mr Tall-and-Good-looking Wolfman, but can you help the English midget reach the sauce?’ I think not.”

— Joss Stirling

“Before bed I do a bit of light reading. I’m reading a 50-pound book on midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The hamper didn’t hamper my ability to hide midgets. If anything, it enhanced it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It was like hauling around a big midget in your pack.”

— James F. Christ

“If I were as tall as the day is night, I’d be a midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Is this the baby?" I said. Ma turned on me again. "What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk?”

— George Saunders

“I’d hoped taking her virginity in midclimax would make it easier, but I couldn’t tell if it actually had. I mean, I had mirrors.…

— C.L. Parker

“Right, because I'm flat-chested and a midget.”

— Cassandra Clare