Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Like a midget, I walk tall and proud.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My house is like living with the circus. All we need is a midget and a bearded lady. Well, all we need is a…

— Dina Kucera

“The hamper didn’t hamper my ability to hide midgets. If anything, it enhanced it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were as tall as the day is night, I’d be a midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Excuse me, Mr Tall-and-Good-looking Wolfman, but can you help the English midget reach the sauce?’ I think not.”

— Joss Stirling

“It was like hauling around a big midget in your pack.”

— James F. Christ

“Right, because I'm flat-chested and a midget.”

— Cassandra Clare

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks!”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“Those who pull you down are inferior to those who lift you up.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“my dick was so hard I could have let him do pull ups on it. One-handed pull ups, I admit, but still – pull ups.”

— Nick Pageant

“You'd rather be a simpler animal.”

— Donika Kelly