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Hornswoggle

(1986) Professional Wrestler

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Hornswoggle is a professional wrestler.

Quick Facts About Hornswoggle

Born: May 29, 1986
Profession: Professional Wrestler

About Hornswoggle

[Wikidata] American professional wrestler... | [Wikipedia] Dylan Mark Postl is an American professional wrestler and YouTuber best known under the ring name Hornswoggle. He is signed to WWE under a legends contract, having previously performed for the company as an in-ring competitor, and currently performs on the independent circuit, sometimes under the tw

Quotes by Hornswoggle

Tina Fey is just amazing. And she is just so funny and so good hearted.

Amazing

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The word midget makes me money.

Makes

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Hell, I would love to work with El Torito somewhere and somehow on the indies or down in Mexico. Something like that.

Hell

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I was six years old and I had major back surgery and that paralyzed me for three months. When my back got…

Back

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I never said, 'no, I'm not going to do that.' Two things stand out that I really didn't care for, there was…

Fun

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I had people come up from NXT and say to me, 'one thing we know is that we hear you're a bully,'…

Back

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I feel at times I get stagnant, and I don't want to.

Feel

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I just think I got lucky. Every step of the way, I've gotten lucky with everything I've gotten to do and be…

Every step

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I'm a normal kid from Oshkosh, Wisconsin.

Kid

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I am technically not a midget. I'm a dwarf, or a little person, but I consider myself a midget. I just don't…

Anger

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I truly love professional wrestling. I don't want to do anything else.

Anything

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I get to travel the world in front of thousands of people and get paid for it. It's pretty awesome.

Awesome

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Everyone has bad matches or bad segments into their careers, if you get through it, you know there is going to be…

Another day

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I was the biggest Ultimate Warrior fan.

Biggest

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The Hardcore Championship is still probably my favorite title of all time.

Championship

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The 'King of Small Style' moniker was actually an idea that a real good friend of mine back home in Oshkosh, Wisconsin…

Day

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I look like if AJ Styles and Conrad Thompson had a child. But the child didn't grow full arms or legs; he…

Belly

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I literally view wrestling as the time when I was playing with action figures. You can make anything out of it. You…

Action

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You've gotta realize this - you could be working at Burger King or working for the biggest wrestling company in the world.

Burger

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I hated Hogan growing up because he was just too white meat for me. He was just a guy in a ripped…

Growing up

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John Cena, he called me at 3:30 in the morning when Landon was born. It was the craziest thing ever. He called…

Born

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I don't watch my stuff.

Stuff

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If you put little person wrestler on a poster, people are going to say oh is that kids? Is that weird, odd…

Odd

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I'm with WWE Superstars so much... more than my own family and we get on each other's nerves.

Family

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Twitter brings out the best in the keyboard bullies.

Best

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