Midget Quote by James F. Christ

Are you a producer or a looter? If diversity were always and everywhere good we would be clamoring for more midgets in the NBA.

— Jonah Goldberg

The way I'm doing it is I'm trying to think to myself, "Okay, I have the name Superman, and he's going to be a…

— Stan Lee

There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like…

— Tina Fey

The word midget makes me money.

— Hornswoggle

I had such plans for this evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was not to…

— Cassandra Clare

“Better feed him more beans or you’re going to have a midget on your hands, Wiley,” he said. “It’s bad enough to be deaf,…

— Nick Wilgus

Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget.

— Gianfranco Zola

I'm as pissed as a midget with a yo yo.

— Author Name

“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise. Become a stranger to need of pity. Or if compassion be freely given out, take only enough. Stop…

— Alice Walker

Life is a midget so try and live it up.

— Lil Wayne

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

— W. C. Fields