Quote by James F. Christ Download Open image ““It was like hauling around a big midget in your pack.”” — James F. Christ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The hamper didn’t hamper my ability to hide midgets. If anything, it enhanced it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A backpack could be a sleeping bag for a midget—or a hatch, a hatchback.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I could do more pull-ups with a midget on my back, than a midget could do with me on his back. This makes me… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“PFC Robert Van Dyke IV (age 21) of Delphos, Ohio, was the driver of the second vehicle.” — James F. Christ Copy Share Image