Midget Quotes by Tucker Max

Fat girls aren’t real people.

— Tucker Max

No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending…

— Tucker Max

Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.

— Tucker Max

It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale,…

— Tucker Max

My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my…

— Tucker Max

There is no number or level of success that would make me think, 'Wow, I didn't think that was possible.'

— Tucker Max

There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.

— Tucker Max

I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way…

— Tucker Max

“Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk" SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it.”

— Tucker Max

The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation…

— Tucker Max

My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.

— Tucker Max

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs…

— Tucker Max