If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
People have proven over and over that they will read if they are given something they like. The problem with reading is… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The dumbest women I hooked up with were in Florida. I lived in Florida for a year... and it was just shocking.… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
There is no number or level of success that would make me think, 'Wow, I didn't think that was possible.' — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk" SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image