If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
The midget, Bush, and that Rumsfeld deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
There was an article one time in one of the magazines and the head title was, Me and My Midget.' So I… — Fergie Copy Share Image
We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets. — Michael Steele Copy Share Image
Where's the use of looking nice, when no one sees me but those cross midgets, and no one cares whether I'm pretty… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget. — Gianfranco Zola Copy Share Image
Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Are you a producer or a looter? If diversity were always and everywhere good we would be clamoring for more midgets in… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Better feed him more beans or you’re going to have a midget on your hands, Wiley,” he said. “It’s bad enough to… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport.… — Jubal Early Copy Share Image
Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I am technically not a midget. I'm a dwarf, or a little person, but I consider myself a midget. I just don't… — Hornswoggle Copy Share Image
You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
There are a lot of good comics, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise. Become a stranger to need of pity. Or if compassion be freely given out, take only… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
when ... I've thought of madness, it seems most easily explained to me as poetry in action. A life of symbol rather… — Helen Eustis Copy Share Image
The way I'm doing it is I'm trying to think to myself, "Okay, I have the name Superman, and he's going to… — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
Tessa: "A little girl robbed you?" Will: "Actually, she wasn't a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
He was in blue jeans and a work shirt, which is another weird quirk of Rich Old Men. Just one of the… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
I had such plans for this evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
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