Are you a producer or a looter? If diversity were always and everywhere good we would be clamoring for more midgets in… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
The midget, Bush, and that Rumsfeld deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise. Become a stranger to need of pity. Or if compassion be freely given out, take only… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget. — Gianfranco Zola Copy Share Image
I had such plans for this evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The way I'm doing it is I'm trying to think to myself, "Okay, I have the name Superman, and he's going to… — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... I've got a theor- Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes They've got them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
Then one day my sister abandoned me at the 1939 World's Fair, and that incident is the essence of In the Night… — Maurice Sendak Copy Share Image
when ... I've thought of madness, it seems most easily explained to me as poetry in action. A life of symbol rather… — Helen Eustis Copy Share Image
There are a lot of good comics, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets… — Gene Shue Copy Share Image
I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
He was in blue jeans and a work shirt, which is another weird quirk of Rich Old Men. Just one of the… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Santa blows all these shipping companies away. He delivers more than 2 billion packages in just 24 hours. He does it by… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Tessa: "A little girl robbed you?" Will: "Actually, she wasn't a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Aaah ... when two Neptunes appear in the sky it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry... — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
