Gun Quote by Bo Burnham Download Open image “I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.” — Bo Burnham ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Gun Loaded Loaded gun Midget
When I was a kid, I was a cowboy. I had a cap pistol, and I'd get up in the morning and strap it… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
You're like a gun. You just load me all up, then you shoot me and get rid of me. — Simone Munton Copy Share Image
Well I'm an eight ball shooting, double-fisted drinking son of a gun — Gretchen Wilson Copy Share Image
I'm a Yogi and a tea drinker, and having a gun is the last thing that one would expect of me as a human… — Brenda Strong Copy Share Image
Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I'm lots of fun. I'm your gun, I'm your gun, gun, gun. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
Prior to being mugged I did not feel I had to carry a gun. However, I knew how to shoot a gun very proficiently.… — Bernhard Goetz Copy Share Image
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“Well, man, you know what they say." No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who they are. Who… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, How long til it… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I write about what I know: teenage dating, overly charged sexuality, all the things that make you uncomfortable. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't treat it like a child or… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I've always liked the format of YouTube, sharing things for free, which is a nice exchange between people. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
When you reach that competing point, when you reach that time when the gun is about to go off, everyone's level is pretty much… — Apolo Ohno Copy Share Image
Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare,… — Tom DeLay Copy Share Image
If Jovan Belcher didn't possess a gun, he and Kasandra Perkins would both be alive today. — Bob Costas Copy Share Image
I'm OK with guns in schools, if it's a security, trained security personnel. But every teacher having a gun, I don't know if I… — Andrea Tantaros Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
In France they spend six months training policemen, then they give them a gun and put them on the streets, and I don't know… — Mathieu Kassovitz Copy Share Image
In Bosnia, little children shot in the head by a guy who thinks it's okay to aim his gun at a child. — Christiane Amanpour Copy Share Image
Gun control laws don't work. What is worse, they act perversely. While legitimate users of firearms encounter intense regulation, scrutiny and bureaucratic control, illicit… — Daniel D. Polsby Copy Share Image
Can you understand why the Congress, most states and most cities refuse to pass legislation requiring the registration and licensing of any and all… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
Only a coward will use a gun to protect and get respect for themselves. — Emmanuel Jal Copy Share Image
