Behavior Quote by Demetri Martin

Drunkenness is the very sepulcher Of man's wit and his discretion.

— Geoffrey Chaucer

When people get drunk they do things they shouldn't do.

— Johnny Hunt

No one really needs to defend drinking. That's something that frustrates me as a comic: I have to play clubs where selling booze runs…

— Doug Benson

You cannot prevent a man getting drunk if he wishes to do so, but when he becomes a nuisance, then you interfere.

— Jiddu Krishnamurti

Drunkenness is nothing else but a voluntary madness.

— Seneca the Younger

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

— Seneca

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.

— Winston Churchill

There is nothing contemptible about an intoxicated man - if it is nothing more than a bookful of words or a roomful of notes…

— Wyndham Lewis

Some people are commended for a giddy kind of good-humor, which is as much a virtue as drunkenness.

— Alexander Pope

He that is drunken * * * Is outlawed by himself; all kind of ill Did with his liquor slide into his veins.

— George Herbert

Nor is drunkenness censured for anything so much as its intemperate and endless talk.

— Plutarch

Drunk people are annoying when you're sober.

— Anonymous