Aren't you something," Grandma said. "I never saw a midget up close." "Little person," Briggs said. "And I never saw anyone as… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen… — Bill Veeck Copy Share Image
A major shortcoming of the Resistance is the outnumbering, before long, of the genuine warriors by camera-carrying midgets intent on leaving a… — Coco Chanel Copy Share Image
I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget. Easy enough to talk of soul and spirit and existential worth, but not when… — Richard Matheson Copy Share Image
I have a wonderful assistant. I tell her I need four amputees and a midget, and she finds them. — Nikki Sixx Copy Share Image
The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Half an hour later, each of them had been given a complicated circular chart, and was attempting to fill in the position… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I met my first midget in Mexico, and he was a waiter with a sombrero on his head, filled with chips and… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
The left portray Donald Trump as somebody that's a walking mental midget, that literally has no idea what he's done here by… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Small children do not belong at an adult party, and especially should not be used like trained midgets to help serve martinis. — Barbara Walters Copy Share Image
She [Marilyn Monroe] was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short. — Clive James Copy Share Image
Watch out for the medallion, my diamonds are reckless, Feels like a midget is hangin from my necklace! — Ludacris Copy Share Image
You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that's the bunk. It's little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming… — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
Shoot eagles on the Jack Nicklaus course, Porsche with the triple exhaust, Seats soft like a midget's cough... — Action Bronson Copy Share Image
I disagree with Muhammad. I'm against hate, anti-Semitism and homophobia.… This is not a village of hate. It's a village of hope.…… — Al Sharpton Copy Share Image
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