You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport.… — Jubal Early Copy Share Image
Where's the use of looking nice, when no one sees me but those cross midgets, and no one cares whether I'm pretty… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat… — Norton Juster Copy Share Image
You know what we pride ourselves on that - although I wouldn't mind if my backside was a little smaller. But look… — Kate DeAraugo Copy Share Image
Unrequited love," I'd say. He'd look at me sideways in that cunning way he did and say, "what about it?" and I'd… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Call me a midget, but just be real. I am all for correct terms, but please don't tiptoe around feelings. Don't be… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
Don't you think baby corns are scary? There's just something wrong about their midget bodies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
It's a sad day for American Capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over central park. — Jim Moran Copy Share Image
We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets. — Michael Steele Copy Share Image
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don’t put a cigar in his mouth. — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Ron, we're supposed to show the first years where to go!" "Oh yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey -- hey… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown… — Rodger Ward Copy Share Image
Germany is an economic giant but a political midget, and with the end of the Cold War she has started to muscle… — Christo Copy Share Image
We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
