Guy Quote by Mitch Hedberg

A turtleneck is about sophistication.

— Dwyane Wade

I wouldn't wear turtlenecks. That I'm not envious of. But who knows? I might sneak out a few things and hope and pray that…

— Simon Helberg

Men who wear turtlenecks look like turtles.

— Doris Lilly

I love turtlenecks; they are very chic, but I don't wear them very often because it bothers me to have something around the neck.

— Jeanne Damas

Me and turtlenecks are not friends.

— Blake Anderson

I dislike turtlenecks at the best of times, as they are always unflattering to the imperfect male physique, but when worn in combination with…

— Russell Smith

Why did people in the 90s think it was alright to wear a turtle neck under anything...

— Anonymous

I had several turtles before they were in. People seemed to think they were funny. Now everyone is wearing them practically every place. I…

— Peter Graves

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

— James Bryant Conant

Turtle backpack turtle spin. Turtle backpack turtle pushup.

— Jenna Marbles

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

— Jeff Foxworthy