Bed Quote by Dave Attell

Generating exciting new ideas burns 325 calories per hour and has no carbs. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.…

— Mike Brown

Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

— Anonymous

On the course, I sometimes eat a little sandwich or a slow-release energy bar - one on the front nine and one on the…

— Rory McIlroy

Calories: the tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes that tiny bit tighter every night.

— Anonymous

Calories are yummy

— Charles Elba

Instead of a sandwich, you're much better off enjoying a delicious and filling supper of around 400 calories - and that will see you…

— Dave Myers

Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink. But I…

— Anonymous

I would eat 300 calories a day - a lot of Jell-O and no-sugar everything, of course. I was doing Pilates, weight-training, circuit training;…

— Portia de Rossi

This is a business meal. The calories do not count. I am mentally labeling these as 'business calories' so my body will know they…

— Cathy Guisewite

I usually eat whatever I want... about 5,000 to 7,000 calories a day.

— Mark Henry

I didn't know what to do with calories.

— Carre Otis

I never count calories, but I eat so well.

— Alicia Silverstone