Dear girls, thinking about going to the gym burns between 0 and 0 calories... just saying ! — Adam Copy Share Image
“Thinking about working out burns 0 calories, 0 percentage of fat and accomplishes 0 goals!” — Gwen Ro Copy Share Image
Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories. — Caroline Rhea Copy Share Image
Pretending to give a fuck burns so many calories, if more people did it, obesity would disappear overnight. — Josh Q Copy Share Image
The funny thing is that all Ive added into my routine is a dance class, like twice a week. I love dancing.… — LeAnn Rimes Copy Share Image
Sex keeps me in shape. I don't diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Generating exciting new ideas burns 325 calories per hour and has no carbs. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories… — Mike Brown Copy Share Image
Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
