Jokes Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “FACT: Kissing burns 5.4 calories a minute¦¦ Ummm, wanna work out?” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes
One minute if kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny:) — Me Copy Share Image
One minute of kissing burns 26 calories,no wonder those sluts are damn skinny. — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Five advantages of KISS. _ Tastechanges ... / decrease calories .../ does not dry lips ... / to relax... / facial muscles are strong ... — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
So when it comes down to it, a calorie is a calorie is a calorie: There is only one moral of the story: burn… — Jillian Michaels Copy Share Image
Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I burn so many calories when I work out that I don't really count calories or necessarily try and stay away from anything. — Hope Solo Copy Share Image
Kiss is not just a kiss, its something thats so much more. When it ignites every passion inside you and makes you weak at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Some say that eating chocolate is better than kissing, and scientists have dutifully tested this hypothesis by carrying out a set of experiments. In… — Mark Miodownik Copy Share Image
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
