Funny Quote by Larry the Cable Guy

I'm as pissed as a midget with a yo yo.

— Author Name

Now when I was a teenager, I was angsty as any teenager was, but after 17 years of having a mother who was in…

— Jarrett J. Krosoczka

I'd probably say my biggest yo-yo was when I was finishing up my senior year of college. I lost about 100 pounds and within…

— Al Roker

I tried to throw a yo-yo away. It was impossible.

— Mitch Hedberg

I was an angry kid.

— Michael Reagan

In my 20s, I was just angry.

— Killer Mike

I was very, very underdeveloped for my age, I hated what I looked like, so I thought everyone had gone stark raving mad.

— Twiggy

When I was younger, I wasn't making it, and I was mad at everybody who was.

— Shel Silverstein

I was a chubby kid.

— Adam Scott

I was a little chubby, rosy-cheeked kid.

— Brad Goreski

I was rather a fat little boy.

— Cyril Cusack

I was neeeever a cool kid.

— David Furnish