Inspirational Quote by Leslie Nielsen Download Open image “Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.” — Leslie Nielsen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Inspirational Like Midget Love Midget Midget Urinal Stay Toes Toes Urinal Urinal Going
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I wanna keep people on their toes, and that's just kind of how we've always operated. — Zacky Vengeance Copy Share Image
Yall know how I feel about my feet. I had a toe that got run over, like when, in a forklift accident. About a… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
You won't step on other's toes if you imagine yourself in their shoes. — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
I've had my feet on the ground since I was very young. I was brought up like that. I'm going to stay myself. — Matteo Guendouzi Copy Share Image
That's basically what I'm doing when I'm tapping them - getting my toes to the end of my shoes. — Nomar Garciaparra Copy Share Image
The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
I would love to see what's going to happen with science fiction with peoples' heads, because we still have people running around in the… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
I had always functioned with dignity, wanting to appear intelligent, macho, never vulnerable or insecure. But now I realize that... a part of these… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and you are a comedian, and… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for… — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
We talk to God--that is prayer; God talks to us--that is inspiration. — H. Emilie Cady Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just understand that the good that you want is already here. All you have to do is get in harmony with it. And you… — Bob Proctor Copy Share Image
“If you want to build a ship, don’t drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work, and give orders. Instead, teach them… — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
