“I’m nothing more than a talking urinal cake. The world is pissing on me.” — Donald O'Donovan Copy Share Image
But I know somebody who has a bedside urinal. How do I compete with that? — Lara Flynn Boyle Copy Share Image
“Whenever I see a strange man at a urinal, I always approach him slowly and say, “Dad, is that you?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It’s a urinal! It’s not even the original. The art is in the idea, not the object.” — Will Gompertz Copy Share Image
“At a public urinal the presence of a neighbor delays my micturition.” — Édouard Levé Copy Share Image
I think the guy next to me is gay. I'm trying to take a shit but he keeps giving me looks. I'll… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Duchamp's urinal was art once he put it in a gallery. In fact, one working definition of art is anything that is… — Matthew Slotover Copy Share Image
“Walk around with an open can of tuna in your pocket. You know, for a way to start conversations and offer strangers… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You can't copyright a urinal. But you could probably copyright a sculpture of a urinal. And like Duchamp's famous work, code is… — Sarah Jeong Copy Share Image
If you go to Europe, public bathrooms have any-gender sink areas and stalls for everyone to use. This is completely reasonable. It… — Jill Soloway Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to liven up urinal chatter. Also, instead of just repeating “Yeah” while the guy peeing next to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When I'm a lady, I'm a lady. Can you imagine walking into a men's room and seeing a beautiful goddess standing at… — Sahara Davenport Copy Share Image
The strangest place I have been recognised is a urinal. I was like: 'Why are you talking to me now?' That is… — Ncuti Gatwa Copy Share Image
I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled "science fiction" ... and I would like out, particularly since so… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
The way the podium is situated in wrestling, the first place spot is the center. So if I'm in a bathroom, I'll… — Jordan Burroughs Copy Share Image
I've always had an irrational fear - it's really not an irrational fear, I think - whenever I've been standing at a… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
My introduction to the Madonna Inn came as a young boy when we would take summer vacations to a nearby town. My… — Aaron Ruell Copy Share Image
“Yes, the hermitage is underground--miles beneath the surface of Antarctica. And yes, Ike refers to it as unten--literally 'under' or 'below.' But,… — Mark Leyner Copy Share Image
